Phases of faces in the offices

She just could not stop musing at the different things that she comes in contact with every second. She wakes up at times looking forward to being at work, other times she just wants to lay back, enjoying the warmth of her bed and snuggling her legs in between her husband's....

Ok...It was said that 75% of one's time(her unresearched report) is spent in the office..well, that explains why the musing over the different characters and activities that she sees everyday. She will be describing the different phases of faces she comes in contact with everyday

Phase A: She has the homely-good-girl look. She affiliates with everybody, always quick to say "can i have your bbm pin"; give me your #" Do this and you are done for! She is a like a smell from a fart that would not fade, like a monitoring spirit that guides your every action. She speaks about you behind your back and comes to tell on the person by turning the table around and attributing every of her utterances to the silly ear that granted her attention. The middle name is snitch

Phase B: The ambitionless soul. Job desccription

• Visits blogs and indepth knowledge of gossip blogs
• Watch movies and have a passion for sourcing & distributing movies
• Tell lies
• ability to campaign and organize parties
• Other required skills: indolent, lethargic, suave

Phase C: Madame I can do all things thru Christ that strengthens me. She has a good knowledge and understanding of the activities of the company. She does not do wrong in her own eyes.

Phase D: All of a sudden he wants to be at the centre of everything, controlling what he has no knowledge of. If you are not careful, he will bowl the management over with his sugar coated tongue and take over your job


...to be continued

WORKERS' DAY

Happy Workers Day folks!

My understanding of this significant day is a special day dedicated to workers in appreciation of their efforts both for the public or private workers.

A digression.. as i have been racking my brain thinking on what to write. So many things about the day but i keep deleting, typing and deleting. Could it be the frustration that i did not enjoy the day the way I had planned? Don't blame me...this is just rantings of someone made to come for a meeting on the day dedicated to her.

Days like this are usually one that all workers are enthusiatic about...but really???